everyone on here is a girl to me until i find out they’re not so if you’re a boy and i’ve ever called you princess i apologize
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
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